having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

all the cooter carriers know The Slime

this is a hit with the slimers

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Baskerville

the fact those british biscuits are called "digestives" is so stupid to me. yeah i fucken hope they are. why dont you just call them poopables

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the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

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